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Ask Caden!

Discussion in 'RoH Interactive' started by Caden Cottenius, May 5, 2016.

  1. Caden Cottenius

    Caden Cottenius Major Beardz

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    Ask Caden? Strange, it sounds somehow.. familiar.

    Well, whatever. The premise here is simple: send me a private message, usually using an assumed name if you don't want to be identified, and you, one of the great members of Realms of Hyrule, get to ask me ANYTHING* you want, and I'll answer the question to the best** of my ability! If you want my personal opinion on 17th century pirate life, then ask me! If you want to know where you lost your keys, then ask me too***! Or maybe you just want to know the best thing that goes with hot cocoa? Yeah, you can ask me that as well, though everyone knows hot cocoa and popcorn are perfect together. So yeah, ask away, and I'll be waiting!



    * - "Anything" does not necessarily mean "everything". Obviously, we here at Realms of Hyrule uphold a certain code of conduct, and we would respectfully request that any questions you may send should follow the guidelines to the site.

    ** - "Best" is entirely subjective by the creator of this topic. Please do not in any way take any of his responses to heart, nor should you actually attempt anything he suggests at home. We're only letting him do this because he will actually wear pants to do this.

    *** - Just because you can Ask Caden(TM) anything (see *), doesn't meant he'll give the right answer. I mean, look at him. He's got like three exclaimers on one paragraph.
    [doublepost=1462675789,1462460086][/doublepost]Hello and WELCOME to the first ever Ask Caden! I hope y'alls weekends are doing great, for I got myself a good question here. Let's cut right to it.

    Hey Anonymous,

    First, I'd like to thank you for your question here. I'm actually surprised to see this one thrown at me so soon, but I'm liking it! I'd also remind everyone if they haven't to save whatever they want and can from the RoH6 archives. They won't be around much longer.

    Now, onto your question at hand. The answer is more complicated than you may realize. As I've more or less played the same or similar iteration character since RoH1, I would say that I do not have any more ideas for Caden. All things considered, I consider him permanently retired as an active RP player character. Really, I think the reason I kept him going is because I always felt "weird" not having him around since that's who I'm mostly associated with. After a while, especially after Caden murder Sion, I really had nothing left for him to do in terms of creative RP ideas. That should have been it, and I needed to do something fresh.

    Now with that being said, I would also make note that I DO have a lot of ideas for fresh, new characters. Things I haven't been able to try before. I tried to get a few of the ideas I had off the ground, but ultimately nothing really "clicked" for me, which I can imagine came more from the exhaustion of being one character for so long nothing else sounded appealing anymore. Matanzas, in some ways, is essentially me going back to two failed ideas I had on six (a Goron character, a laconic but otherwise badass character) and morphing them into Ishii Matanzas. I can safely say I've had more fun with The Goron than I had with late RoH6 or even RoH7 Caden.

    That isn't to say Matanzas will be my only character, either. I have a couple of ideas for a second character, but I won't delve too much into it. Gotta have surprises, you know? So, to answer your question, I do have ideas and concepts I want to try out new here, as well as older ones that never panned out. Don't expect to see a Caden character sheet, though.

    Well, that's all the time I have for this week's Ask Caden. Thanks to the Anonymous member who sent that message, and I hope you enjoyed it! Until next time, keep those questions coming. Just.. not in the mouth.
     
  2. Caden Cottenius

    Caden Cottenius Major Beardz

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    The following message is in no shape way or form made in association with Realms of Hyrule, and comes from the mind of someone with FAR too much time on their hands. You've been warned.

    Hello and WELCOME! to the long awaited return of DEAR CHRON- *looks at topic title* Ask Caden! Yes, it's been a while, but I'm back to answer YOUR questions you have sent to me. Good thing I took that hiatus, because it seems I got a LOT of questions to answer. Damn. I should turn notifications on... Anyway, onto the first question!


    Hey Caden!

    I've noticed you have sort of disappeared off the site. What happened? Where have you been? Did you touch a monkey's uncle? Inquiring minds want to know!

    - Curious Chimp

    Dear Inappropriate Ape Groper,

    Well, if I am to be honest and blunt... I've been pretty busy with life in general. Work has thrown my hours of activity down the tubes, I've found myself in a relationship, and I spend a lot of time watching stuff on Youtube. So, I guess this little site that has gotten so much of my time over the years has fallen into neglect. Though if you are on our Discord, you can see me ramble and rave at nearly any hour of the day!

    That said, I do miss being around. I miss the interactions, and miss just being part of the community. You guys have always been there for me for the good times and bad, and truth is I've been dealing with some pretty bad times over the last year and a half. In a lot of ways, I guess you could say I lost a lot of confidence in myself, and felt that I couldn't be a good member of this site. Now? I think what I should do more than anything is give back. I know a lot of folks have missed me for reasons I'm not entirely sure why. In other words, I guess you could say this is a comeback for me. #82374 Comeback for me on this site, but I am hoping the one that sticks the longest.

    So blame yourselves when you see me post silly shit and posting silliness! I might have stayed away, but you guys had to drag me back in! And I love you all for it... because I'm back, BITCHES!



    Unfortunately, that is all the time I have for today for an Ask Caden. As I said, I got a bag of these suckers I could answer, but I'm always up to new, fresh questions! Anything you want to ask, and I'm here to answer in the snarkiest way I can think of. Until then, wash those cock socks and make sure to use lube.



    The preceding message is in no shape way or form made in association with Realms of Hyrule. We DID warn you, after all.

    Ah, piss off you disclaimer!

    ... Okay l(T_T)
     
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    Caden Cottenius Major Beardz

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    Hello and WELCOME to the newest edition of ASK CAD- Erm, Ask Caden! Damn, I'm so used to writing this name a certain way that switching to a new format is making it difficult to not fall into the old one. What's new you ask? .....


    LET'S GET TO THE QUESTION!

    Dear Caden,

    Welcome back! In honor of your return, I must ask this question: What the f*** did you do to my pants?! They were white when I loaned them to you. Why are they brown and smelly?

    Sincerely,
    One Concerned Laundromat Owner



    Dear The Unconcerned Guy Who "Owns" a Laundromat

    I have so many questions in retort to yours, but first I thank you for the warm words of welcome! They were almost as warm as the pants you got back from me, and nowhere near as dumpy! Now seriously, if you want to talk about THOSE pants I think we need full context. Yes, those pants might have been stained in more ways than one when you got them back, but this is what happens when I find used condoms and those chick tracts in the pockets! I mean, what the hell is wrong with you?!

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    "Yes, these things are completely serious and real. Also, why were the pages sticky...?"


    Not only that, but you seem absolutely convinced that you own a laundromat, when half the time all you do is piss on the clothes and just dry them in an oven. Do you know what happened when I went to a big important interview after picking my clothes up from your laundromat? They called the cops because they thought I was just so crazy loon! Sure, I might have went to the wrong place, but you are mostly at fault here!
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    "Their reaction to those pants, by the way."
    So the way I see it, your pants got what was coming to them!

    Your dear friend,
    Caden Cottenius


    That's all I got for today. Remember that I only go in your pants if you truly deserve it. Besides, what normal guy lets you borrow their pants? Creepy~
     
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