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Kaepora's Oak Treehouse of Fortunosity

Discussion in 'RoH Interactive' started by Kaepora Gaebora, Jun 8, 2016.

  1. Kaepora Gaebora

    Kaepora Gaebora Your Friendly Neighbourhood Owl Sage
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    Hoot! Hoot! I do hope you're talking about crispy mouse bacon. If so, then I will allow it.

    Hoo... I now must ponder whether Dark Beast Ganon would make tasty bacon...
     
  2. Nico Rozen

    Nico Rozen My cousin! Let's go bowling!
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    *offers mice once again*

    Got any interesting fight stories?
     
  3. Zain

    Zain The Warden
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    WHEN SHALL I BE KING
     
  4. Kaepora Gaebora

    Kaepora Gaebora Your Friendly Neighbourhood Owl Sage
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    Hoo, hoo, slow down there my little owlets. Now let's see... in order:

    @Keaton
    ...!

    @Nico Rozen
    I'm not much of a fighter, really. I'm a peaceful owl, hoo hoo! Except towards mice. Once, I turned an entire litter of baby mice into popcorn mice by coating them in batter and deep frying them. Mmm, delicious, delicious mice.

    @Zain
    Everything the light touches belongs to... me. Your days as High King are over, milord. You should consider taking up golf. Hoo hoo!

    @Keaton , again
    Speak up please, little owlet. I couldn't quite make you out.
     
  5. Obsidian

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    Masterful Kaepy, answer me this!

    If you have 30 donuts and you eat 2 but then buy another 30 but then someone squishes the box and you get sad and have to eat the first donuts that are now stale, but someone ate 5 of them and replaced them with 7 cupcakes, what time is it in Sydney, Australia?
     
  6. Quill

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    O Great Owl, are you friends with The Eagles from Lord of the Rings? Do you know why they didn't carry Frodo and the gang straight to Mordor? Were they just busy?
     
  7. Kaepora Gaebora

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    @Obsidian
    11:42 AM, of course. Hoo, hoo!

    @Quill
    Hoo, hoo! I am friends with the Giant Eagles indeed. Sometimes we get together for brunch on Sundays. Anyway, is it not obvious why that plan was a bad idea? The Eye of Sauron is ever watchful, and he would just send his Nazg├╗l out to slay any giant eagles flying into Mordor. It would be about as effective as handing the ring over to him directly.
     
  8. Bryar

    Bryar In Visions of the Dark Night
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    Dear, Mr. Owl. Are you feeling fabulous today?
     
  9. Kaepora Gaebora

    Kaepora Gaebora Your Friendly Neighbourhood Owl Sage
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    Dear Bryar, I am always fabulous. It really isn't a question and more of a way of life that I highly suggest others follow. I am a pinnacle of near perfection after all. Look at my wings and my feathers and my glorious enormous bushy brows that don't quite fit on my head, sheer fabulousness! Do take note Dear Bryar, for maybe one day you will be as fabulous as I.
     
  10. Quill

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    Dear Kaepora Gaebora,

    What is the crowning achievement of science?
     
  11. Kaepora Gaebora

    Kaepora Gaebora Your Friendly Neighbourhood Owl Sage
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    Hoo! I would say mousetraps, without a doubt. Simply leave them out with little pieces of cheese, and the next morning your breakfast is ready as soon as you wake up! The perfect kitchen appliance for busy Owl Sages on the go, I dare say. 10/10 would purchase again.
     
  12. Quill

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    Ooh, how convenient! On the subject of mice and delicious breakfasts, what's the ideal method of preparation for the yummiest of mice meals? How do the Gordon Ramsays of the owl world cook up their mice?
     

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