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Discussion in 'The Tavern' started by Manna Beast, May 12, 2016.

  1. Manna Beast

    Manna Beast Bitches, I'm Fabulous!

    Apr 19, 2016
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    Just to get this rolling out again and all the random conversations that either transpire in RoH Chat or elsewhere that you just have to share. I'm tagging it 18+ cause I know there will be some things that are just a little bit... mature.

    Like this with me and Obs!

    [6:00:41 PM] *** Mana rolls obs up in a biscuit batter ***
    [6:00:53 PM] *** Stephanie is delicious with butter ***
    [6:03:09 PM] *** Mana gets some butter ***
    [6:04:11 PM] *** Stephanie waits to be lathered in it ***
    [6:04:34 PM] *** Mana smothers Obs in it ***
    [6:04:56 PM] Stephanie: now eat me
    [6:05:02 PM] *** Stephanie assumes the position of dinner ***
    [6:05:10 PM] Stephanie: eat me like one of your French girls
    [6:05:15 PM] Mana: WOW
    [6:05:25 PM] Mana: I'm glad this is in skype cause WOW XDDDD
    [6:05:30 PM] Stephanie: XDD
    [6:05:39 PM] *** Stephanie could not resist ***
    [6:05:42 PM] Mana: Nay is guna come back and be like wtf
    [6:05:53 PM] Stephanie: Lol
    [6:07:45 PM] Mana: I want pizza
    [6:08:02 PM] Stephanie: ooooh pizza sounds good
    [6:08:22 PM] Nayab: You guys
    [6:08:24 PM] Nayab: Are weirdos
  2. Obsidian

    Obsidian The Dragon Scribe
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    Apr 20, 2016
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    Because it amused me:

    @ Obsidian: Today was a sad day
    Ganondorf: Obsidian had no posts to make
    @ Obsidian: someone gimme rupees
    @ Obsidian: I need another character
    @ Mana Noodles: no way
    @ Mana Noodles: i need the character first
    Ganondorf: Obsidian robs Mana
    Ganondorf: Mana Noodles chases Obs
    @ Obsidian: You do not! You can spam!
    @ Mana Noodles: Yes I doi
    Ganondorf: Obsidian runs through a mirror
    Ganondorf: Obsidian winds up in another land
    @ Mana Noodles: Dont judge me! I can only spam with one
    Ganondorf: Mana Noodles breaks the mirror. Traps Obs forever
    @ Obsidian: nooooooooooooooo
    @ Kane: And that's how GoT started
    Ganondorf: Obsidian at least has Mana's rupees trapped with her
    @ Obsidian: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    @ Kane: An Obsidian Dragon appeared in Westeros with a love of butts
    @ Obsidian: xD
    Ganondorf: Mana Noodles goes admin mode
    @ Obsidian: eek!
    Ganondorf: Kane anime gasps
    @ Mana Noodles: all the rupees for me!
    @ Kane: The secret Admin Mode!
    @ Kane: Her power.....!?
    @ Songbird: l(O_O)
    @ Songbird: Is it over 9000
    @ Obsidian: she's too strong! We have to turn back!
    @ Mana Noodles: always
    Ganondorf: Kane eyebrows twitch and grits teeth for 30 minutes
    @ Songbird: Hee
    @ Mana Noodles: next time on dragon obs
    @ Mana Noodles: Z
    @ Songbird: XD
    Ganondorf: Rost Smith offers Kane an ice cream cone
    Ganondorf: Rost Smith offers everyone else ice cream as well
    Ganondorf: Obsidian burns hers
    @ Mana Noodles: XDD
    @ Obsidian: sassy Elgin
    @ Mana Noodles: whose panties are the question
    @ Mana Noodles: but we have to wait until the next episode to find out
    @ Obsidian: l(O_O)
    @ Kane: Spoiler Alert:
    @ Kane: Their mine
    @ Kane: o-o
    @ Songbird: Bahaha
    @ Mana Noodles: XDD
    @ Obsidian: hawt
  3. Quill

    Quill Leaf on the Wind
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    Apr 29, 2016
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    Rachel Tosh
    Why do all these mature conversations happen around Obs? Here's another one. Obs and I entered chat and saw a post from Mana saying that she'd deleted all the messages.

    and, a few minutes later...

    #3 Quill, May 25, 2016
    Last edited: May 25, 2016
  4. Manna Beast

    Manna Beast Bitches, I'm Fabulous!

    Apr 19, 2016
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    Another one from me and Obs... I see a theme here. We were talking button designs... this is what proceeded to happen. I am slightly disturbed but also proud.

    [6:22:15 PM] Mana: mmm for some ppl....
    [6:22:22 PM] Mana: Itd be a flaccid cock
    [6:22:31 PM] Stephanie: xDDD
    [6:22:36 PM] Mana: wants to be big but has no stiffness to make it fun
    [6:22:44 PM] Stephanie: ahahahaha
    [6:22:45 PM] Mana: AND i cant believe i just said that
    [6:22:58 PM] Stephanie: that was glorious
    [6:23:12 PM] Mana: I'm slightly horrified and amused by what i just said
    [6:24:05 PM] Stephanie: Lol
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  5. Manna Beast

    Manna Beast Bitches, I'm Fabulous!

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    When I lurk and see this unfold
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  6. Canadian Nay

    Canadian Nay Beaver Knight
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    Apr 20, 2016
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    Zimo Aririke
    Sylus Manira
    Rawiya Shahr
    [2:29:54 PM] Nayab: Posty Postington
    [2:30:03 PM] Nayab: Rawiya shall be fun l(=D)
    [2:30:31 PM] Steph: does she have the white poof and Aedan waiting at home?
    [2:31:16 PM] *** Steph tickets to make male Gerudo Aedan ***
    [2:31:24 PM] Nayab: xD
    [2:31:56 PM] Nayab: She's not married, no. If she's met Aedan, they only had the occasional tryst.
    [2:35:06 PM] Steph: Nay
    [2:35:25 PM] Steph: I'll let you have Zimo be king Zora if I can have male Gerudo Aedan
    [2:35:34 PM] Steph: it'll work out I swear
    [2:35:38 PM] Steph: it totally makes sense
    [2:36:54 PM] Nayab: Only if Zimo can have eighteen chins as King.
    [2:37:00 PM] Nayab: No less or I walk.
    [2:37:06 PM] Steph: of course
    [2:37:11 PM] Nayab: Deal.
    [2:37:15 PM] Steph: in fact, make it twenty
    [2:38:29 PM] Nayab: Oh my, twenty
    [2:38:38 PM] Nayab: I don't know if I can't handle that kind of responsibility
    [2:38:42 PM] Nayab: It's a lot of chins.
    [2:38:45 PM] Steph: XD
    [2:39:01 PM] Steph: I trust you. No one else but you can handle such a burden
    [2:39:10 PM] Steph: it may be too much for most, but you're strong
    [2:39:15 PM] Steph: I have faith in you
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  7. Manna Beast

    Manna Beast Bitches, I'm Fabulous!

    Apr 19, 2016
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  8. Manna Beast

    Manna Beast Bitches, I'm Fabulous!

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    Eraz: Hi
    Eraz: Watching a movie that looks so low budget.
    Elginive: Sorry, I filmed that one in my backyard.
    Crowned Dragon: xD
    Eraz: Oh well. Nice house
    Elginive: lol. I try.
    Eraz: Booby traps are excessive though.
    Elginive: My bad. I live off the motto, you can never be too cautious.
    Eraz: But a booby trap in the basement?
    Elginive: Whell... you never know where a booby may wander.
    Crowned Dragon: Damn those boobies
    Crowned Dragon: They're not safe anywhere
    Eraz: They just can't stay keep away from the treasure
    Canadian Nay: Someone said boobies.
    Canadian Nay: Now I'm here
    Canadian Nay: Coincidence?
    Canadian Nay: Probably.
    Eraz: Nay fell for the trap. Someone grab him.
    Elginive: There's no hope.
    Crowned Dragon: Nay is a booby!
    Canadian Nay: My feet are even blue!
    Crowned Dragon: You should probably get some circulation back to them then
    Elginive: Just flap them around a bit. you'll be aight
  9. Manna Beast

    Manna Beast Bitches, I'm Fabulous!

    Apr 19, 2016
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    This may never ever be unseen!

    Jonah: I am trying to procure sexual favors from Obs specifically in the form of twatting my waffle
  10. Manna Beast

    Manna Beast Bitches, I'm Fabulous!

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    Even our lovable Obs can get mean. It amuses me so much.

    [3:56:16 PM] Stephanie: Too much Dx
    [3:56:56 PM] Stephanie: Sick of my sister, the hotel room, missing my animals, sick of the stupid ass park guests
    [3:57:45 PM] Stephanie: Especially the fat assholes in the motorized scooters that cut you off or run into you or park their goddamn scooters in the way and get up and walk, perfectly fine
    [3:58:03 PM] Stephanie: Yeah you didn't require that scooter, you were just too lazy to walk
    [3:58:10 PM] Mana: I'm sorry Obs i burst out laughing at that last statement
    [3:58:26 PM] Stephanie: XD
    [3:58:48 PM] Stephanie: They are terrible and they're EVERYWHERE
    [3:59:26 PM] Stephanie: And then there's the dicks who unclip the ropes and cut in lines or let other people through
    [3:59:38 PM] Stephanie: Like excuse me, assholes, wait your turn
    [4:01:10 PM] Mana: I think you've had enough amusement park for a year
    [4:01:36 PM] Stephanie: I agree
    [4:01:45 PM] Stephanie: Before I stab someone in the eye
    [4:02:13 PM] Stephanie: I already kicked a dude for removing a chain and letting his entire family of like six other people cut everyone in line
    [4:02:57 PM] Stephanie: It's not that six more people would have made a difference in the wait time. I just hate rude ass people
    [4:03:20 PM] Mana: Whoa
    [4:03:28 PM] Mana: I don't think ive ever heard of you getting aggressive
    [4:03:34 PM] Stephanie: Lol
    [4:03:35 PM] Mana: Obs we need to put you in a pile of kittens
    [4:03:40 PM] Stephanie: Kittens!!
    [4:04:09 PM] Stephanie: And I don't think he knew why I kicked him xD Think he thought I did it on accident cuz he apologized and moved aside
    [4:04:29 PM] Stephanie: Like oh sorry was I in your way
    [4:04:56 PM] Stephanie: Like yes. You're in my way. Get off this planet please
    [4:05:06 PM] Mana: I'm so amused by angry Obs
    [4:05:16 PM] Mana: its like you are evil way way way deep down
    [4:05:37 PM] Mana: and all it took to bring it out was spending time with your sister and assholes at Disney world. Sounds like a time well spent
    [4:05:59 PM] Stephanie: XDD
    [4:06:14 PM] Stephanie: It is an evil place of darkness and despair
    [4:06:31 PM] Stephanie: Put the happiest, most polite person here and they will go insane within a week
    [4:07:23 PM] Mana: XDDD
    [4:07:26 PM] Mana: I'm srsly dying
  11. Nico Rozen

    Nico Rozen My cousin! Let's go bowling!

    May 2, 2016
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    [11/16/16, 2:05:09 PM] Canadian Nay: So
    [11/16/16, 2:05:32 PM] Canadian Nay: I think it's great that an old lady is teaching a little girl to read. Probably her grandmother.
    [11/16/16, 2:05:33 PM] Canadian Nay: But
    [11/16/16, 2:05:54 PM] Canadian Nay: The quiet zone of the library should not be used to loudly shout I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
    [11/16/16, 2:06:09 PM] Canadian Nay: They're literally reading under the "Quiet Zone" sign
    [11/16/16, 2:06:23 PM] Reyn Esparza: Bahahaha
    [11/16/16, 2:06:44 PM] Reyn Esparza: You should just shout back “I DO SO GET OUT”
    [11/16/16, 2:06:53 PM] Canadian Nay: bahaha
    [11/16/16, 2:07:07 PM] Canadian Nay: Tempting, but I'm not that asshole
  12. Nico Rozen

    Nico Rozen My cousin! Let's go bowling!

    May 2, 2016
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    Diego Wycliffe
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    I present to all of you: The greatest Out of Context quotes from Skype.

    On 1/26/17, at 1:36 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > best fig

    On 1/11/17, at 8:52 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > Eat vitamin gummies to improve yo' immune system

    On 11/30/16, at 10:20 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > I forgot I had syphilis until the very end

    On 1/10/17, at 3:21 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > Let us rule the world together

    On 12/7/16, at 5:15 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > Say it in Mario's voice

    On 10/3/16, at 1:15 PM, Ishii Matanzas wrote:
    > Give me his number and name. I'll get my people on it

    On 12/30/16, at 2:27 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > 20 minutes later, one was mutilated, and one was missing

    On 12/30/16, at 2:21 PM, Azyle wrote:
    > My ass wanted to call y'all

    On 12/21/16, at 9:38 AM, Azyle wrote:
    > I come back to talks of dick sucking. What a wonderful thing to see.

    On 12/19/16, at 7:19 PM, Azyle wrote:
    > Sooooo... does anyone know any of the weird ass languages?

    On 9/30/16, at 11:46 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > Really goes well with "ass blasters"

    On 12/16/16, at 8:06 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > oh god it smells so bad. She didn't bury it

    On 9/19/16, at 5:48 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > M. Night Shyamalamadingdong

    On 12/14/16, at 8:05 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > OH MY GOD he's even bigger up close when he's stomping me into the pavement

    On 12/14/16, at 6:39 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > But it just got cut off and never finished

    On 9/18/16, at 12:03 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > if I die... I'm coming back as a titan

    On 12/5/16, at 4:48 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > or we'll blow up the sick loot

    On 12/4/16, at 11:52 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > Buttbag

    On 12/3/16, at 6:30 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > Itallyman pizza with permission cheese

    On 12/3/16, at 6:29 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > For the sake of humanity, you must learn to love hawaiian pizza with mushrooms

    On 10/4/16, at 9:58 AM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > For Valhalla!

    On 12/3/16, at 5:41 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > but but... No Man's Sky is fun..

    On 12/2/16, at 10:40 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > The sugar was the first thing going through your head

    On 12/2/16, at 10:38 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > When you're dying you have to be loud

    On 12/2/16, at 10:36 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > such an asshole sugar XD

    On 1/26/17, at 1:10 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > I like big butts, and I cannot lie.
    Also tea.

    On 12/2/16, at 2:09 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > I mean burgers

    On 12/2/16, at 12:41 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > That'll fall prey to the same "no flying mounts" rule

    On 11/27/16, at 8:06 PM, Ishii Matanzas wrote:
    > I got plenty of sleep. Maybe it's the beer..

    On 11/26/16, at 5:33 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > Burn the bridge
    > Do it

    On 11/23/16, at 10:01 AM, Obsidian wrote:
    > I woke up and there's all this white stuff outside

    On 11/21/16, at 9:45 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > Just thinner and bonier

    On 11/21/16, at 9:32 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > Well the book I read had an angel that had sex with a demon

    On 11/21/16, at 9:31 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > This game has a bisexual robot ghost

    On 11/21/16, at 9:22 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > I live in your liver

    On 11/20/16, at 7:54 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > guys wtf is osso bucco

    On 11/18/16, at 3:18 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > Can I seduce some pirates?

    On 11/18/16, at 3:12 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > Abduct the beaver!

    On 11/17/16, at 4:28 PM, Ishii Matanzas wrote:
    > That WHORE!

    On 11/16/16, at 5:07 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > If ever ocean/lake levels rise, Florida and Michigan are getting taken out

    On 11/16/16, at 5:06 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > so they wedged one into the branch of a tree and filmed it all night

    On 1/23/17, at 11:31 AM, Cameron wrote:
    > Well, shit.

    On 11/16/16, at 4:24 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > ...is she freaking out, praising the goddesses, or having an orgasm
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  13. Nico Rozen

    Nico Rozen My cousin! Let's go bowling!

    May 2, 2016
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    Diego Wycliffe
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    Part two!

    On 11/16/16, at 1:51 PM, Azyle wrote:
    > by tearing out its still beating heart and slowly lowering its body into a volcano.

    On 11/16/16, at 1:48 PM, Azyle wrote:
    > Okay. Pedo looking

    On 1/23/17, at 12:12 PM, Azyle wrote:
    > The noise alone...

    On 11/16/16, at 1:46 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > Elsa and Anna were also having waaaay too much fun

    On 11/16/16, at 1:47 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > On a scale of Filthy Frank (least horrifying) to Emperor Palpatine (horrifying), how creepy was this Kylo Ren?

    On 1/17/17, at 2:43 PM, Azyle wrote:
    > I was so doped up yesterday.

    On 11/16/16, at 1:46 PM, Azyle wrote:
    > Maybe he was actually a creepy bastard and just got to be himself?

    On 11/16/16, at 1:46 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > You could just pretend to force-choke your colleagues and they'll think it's part of the act

    On 12/20/16, at 10:53 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > Whose dick, you might ask?

    On 11/16/16, at 1:43 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > she looked like she was drunk

    On 11/16/16, at 1:41 PM, Azyle wrote:
    > I took one with a man in a giant pikachu costume.

    On 12/14/16, at 8:11 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > Oh hell. Even bigger fucker
    I'm gonna die

    On 11/16/16, at 1:41 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > Just don't be a crazy instragram queen

    On 12/14/16, at 6:39 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > We’ll never know how the journey of Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon would have ended

    On 11/16/16, at 1:40 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > Yes your shitty iPhone 4 from 2010

    On 9/18/16, at 8:47 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > And I am contributing to this filth

    On 11/16/16, at 1:31 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > Texans are weaaaaaaaaaaaaak

    On 12/11/16, at 12:11 PM, Mana wrote:
    > what?

    On 12/6/16, at 12:51 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > Like Bill Nye, not Neigh like a horse

    On 11/13/16, at 5:13 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > Did you shoot her with your own gun?

    On 11/13/16, at 2:09 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > pretty sure she was attacked by ninjas or something

    On 12/5/16, at 1:37 PM, Ishii Matanzas wrote:
    > hands Mana a shovel Start digging.

    On 11/12/16, at 7:52 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > For $2, you should destroy it

    On 11/17/16, at 5:47 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > O, I am slain

    On 1/25/17, at 9:06 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > He's my son-in-law and I love him.

    On 9/18/16, at 1:11 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > Try to explain the difference between a booty call and butt dial to your grandma.

    On 1/25/17, at 9:02 PM, Drake Paradel wrote:
    > If there were a wyvern rider, it would probably be Boobie Sister, because fanservice and pandering

    On 9/18/2016, at 12:06 PM, Mana wrote:
    > Dat ass

    On 9/18/2016, at 12:06 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > Dat GOLD ass

    On 1/24/17, at 6:50 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > Goddammit Internet

    On 1/20/17, at 6:12 AM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > Boyardee, even. I don't eat that

    On 9/17/16, at 9:32 AM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > Were you bread?

    On 1/19/17, at 8:03 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > Hedonism or Nazis
    > Who will you choose?

    On 9/16/16, at 2:24 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > Tell my wife.... AUGHT I'VE BEEN SHOT

    On 9/16/16, at 1:10 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > Oil is very difficult to swallow

    On 1/17/17, at 3:54 AM, Drake Paradel wrote:
    > Created new profile and I can't do jack

    On 1/24/17, at 11:08 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > If there is a lowest point of mental stability, I may be at it.

    On 9/15/16, at 11:44 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > I'm a filthy liar
    > I never came back
    > my net sucked a big dick

    On 1/16/17, at 2:06 PM, Reyn Esparza wrote:
    > This proves it: Japanese people don't know how to cry

    On 1/15/17, at 8:17 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > One of them leaves your party permanently if you try to have sex with them

    On 1/15/17, at 8:11 PM, Drake Paradel wrote:
    > Apparently Bioware doesn't know the definition of asexual...

    On 1/13/17, at 5:20 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > OH MY GOD

    On 1/13/17, at 5:15 PM, Reyn Esparza wrote:
    > You have to tame wild horses before you can ride them properly
    > This motherfuckin' game

    On 1/13/17, at 5:10 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:

    On 12/2/16, at 10:37 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > Which isn't an effect of Body Slam but shhhh

    On 1/13/17, at 5:00 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > Girl's a fucking fujoshi
    > Dunno if I wanna deal with that shit

    On 1/25/17, at 7:46 PM, Mana wrote:
    > I remember a clock tower falling on his face

    On 12/15/16, at 12:52 PM, Ishii Matanzas wrote:
    > Steal the eyes?

    On 1/4/17, at 4:07 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > Feed her potpourri!
    > That would make her farts smell like flowers. Maybe.

    On 1/24/17, at 1:20 PM, Cowan wrote:
    > Cowan whaps everyone with massive celery

    On 9/30/2016, at 10:32 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > there was a uh... spider in our garage once with legs like two inches long

    On 12/6/16, at 11:07 PM, Cowan wrote:
    > That's right
    > And I'd do it again
    > I'm a stone cold killa

    On 12/6/16, at 10:38 PM, Zain wrote:
    > oh you so hipster

    On 1/26/17, at 2:58 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > time for Si to get his balls chopped
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  14. Nico Rozen

    Nico Rozen My cousin! Let's go bowling!

    May 2, 2016
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    Diego Wycliffe
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    Part three!

    On 2/7/17, at 7:38 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > So I'm a neo nazi now?

    On 2/7/17, at 7:34 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > I like Cinnamon Hitler best.

    On 1/31/17, at 11:57 AM, Obsidian wrote:
    > "It was kind of like a spy movie but with a lot more human feces"

    On 2/7/17, at 4:08 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > I gave Taps fish

    On 1/31/17, at 11:05 AM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > That guy!

    On 4/28/16, at 10:52 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > I need some pig men in my prison

    On 2/7/17, at 4:01 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > Whitey

    On 2/7/17, at 1:31 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > and then I tried it
    and now it's my favorite way to have a hot dog

    [2/7/17, 6:43:56 PM] Nico Rozen: You mean broken
    [2/7/17, 6:44:03 PM] Nico Rozen: With a capital BROKEN

    On 4/26/16, at 11:10 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > I should name one Hector Thorkenblat

    On 2/6/17, at 9:12 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > The part where everyone dies!

    On 2/6/17, at 10:44 PM, Cowan wrote:
    > Of course I did! I needed those linens to post!

    On 2/1/17, at 12:06 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > and constant sentences of "And I tried so hard not to vomit"

    On 2/1/17, at 11:51 AM, Canadian Nay wrote:

    [2/1/2017 11:39:25 AM] Obsidian: o____o
    [2/1/2017 11:47:03 AM] Canadian Nay: o_____o
    [2/1/2017 11:47:18 AM] Obsidian: o____________o

    On 2/1/17, at 11:55 AM, Obsidian wrote:
    > have you been faffing?

    On 2/1/17, at 10:45 AM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > I'M A BRAVE BOY... oh, wrong door.

    On 1/31/17, at 10:52 PM, Mana wrote:
    > boobs are unwieldy after all

    On 2/6/17, at 6:08 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > You have to clarify that it's spicy for the weak people in the chat.

    On 2/6/17, at 6:11 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > I prefer my burgers not-sloppy tbh. I'm a prissy froo froo that doesn't like dirty fingers.

    On 2/6/17, at 6:15 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > won't that make it explode

    On 2/6/17, at 6:01 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > You chopped it in half, right?

    On 2/6/17, at 5:58 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > If you throw me to a cockroach, you're not getting a post

    On 2/6/17, at 5:53 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > Meanwhile his character will burn in the fires of inactivity for all eternity

    On 2/6/17, at 5:35 PM, Azyle wrote:
    > Creepy talking to himself time!

    On 2/5/17, at 6:39 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > Curry and rice is my normal. Whatever the hell meatloaf is, is my exotic.

    On 2/5/17, at 5:06 PM, Cowan wrote:
    > B-but some of my best friends are plastic!

    On 1/31/17, at 3:57 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > You... you killed my beloved! This will... this will not stand!

    On 2/7/17, at 7:56 PM, Azyle wrote:
    > All dragon ages hate dwarves
    Obsidian likes this.
  15. Obsidian

    Obsidian The Dragon Scribe
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    Skype chat is best chat
  16. Manna Beast

    Manna Beast Bitches, I'm Fabulous!

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    Went to go get groceries and my lovely two friends tried to help me. Good thing I have them, cause man would I have forgotten!

    [1:20:05 PM] Nayab: Buy cup noodles
    [1:20:13 PM] Stephanie: Yes
    [1:20:21 PM] Nayab: and brown eggs.
    [1:20:33 PM] Nayab: And baby carrots
    [1:20:34 PM] Stephanie: why brown eggs?
    [1:20:38 PM] Nayab: Why white eggs?
    [1:20:53 PM] Stephanie: cuz white eggs is what they have everywhere
    [1:20:58 PM] Stephanie: in most stores, there is no choice l(O_O)
    [1:21:02 PM] Nayab: l(O_O)
    [1:21:06 PM] Stephanie: those egg racists
    [1:21:09 PM] Nayab: Buy a single lemon
    [1:21:19 PM] Stephanie: And two limes
    [1:21:31 PM] Nayab: And three grapefruits
    [1:21:38 PM] Stephanie: Yes
    [1:21:47 PM | Edited 1:22:00 PM] Nayab: no, no, keep going
    [1:22:20 PM] Stephanie: A stalk of broccoli
    [1:22:34 PM] Stephanie: and two asparagus... asparagi?
    [1:22:38 PM] Nayab: A moderate-to-large sized tub of cottage cheese
    [1:22:51 PM] Stephanie: three cans of beef barley soup
    [1:22:59 PM] Stephanie: one can French onion
    [1:23:10 PM] Nayab: Eighteen packets of cake mix for an EZ-Bake Oven
    [1:23:35 PM] Stephanie: a packet of almonds, raw of course, never roasted and salted
    [1:23:41 PM] Nayab: Exactly three blueberries
    [1:23:53 PM] Stephanie: and seven raspberries
    [1:24:08 PM] Nayab: a thirty-three cranberries
    [1:24:24 PM] Stephanie: a loaf of pumpernickel bread
    [1:24:51 PM] Nayab: Only the top-halves of six everything bagels.
    [1:25:12 PM] Stephanie: and you must get only the softest French baguette
    [1:25:18 PM] Nayab: an anchovy
    [1:25:20 PM] Stephanie: make sure it is the softest
    [1:25:27 PM] Nayab: The softest anchovy
    [1:25:48 PM] Stephanie: look at a can of sardines, put them in the cart for 20 seconds, then return them to the shelf
    [1:25:55 PM] Nayab: Three French hens
    [1:26:18 PM] Stephanie: put all the garlic salt in the garlic powder slot, then put one minced garlic in the cart
    [1:26:42 PM] Nayab: A pregnancy test and a single coat hanger
    [1:26:52 PM] Stephanie: and a 2GB SD card
    [1:27:01 PM] Stephanie: but change your mind later and swap it with a 4GB
    [1:27:03 PM] Nayab: three boxes of kitty litter
    [1:27:26 PM | Edited 1:27:40 PM] Stephanie: one can Friskies cat food, Tuna and Egg flavor
    [1:27:41 PM] Nayab: a baked bean
    [1:27:43 PM] Nayab: But just one
    [1:28:01 PM] Stephanie: and a new dog bed for Suki, but only a pillow for Flynn
    [1:28:18 PM] Nayab: An entire rotisserie pig.
    [1:28:38 PM] Stephanie: and cheese spread
    [1:28:49 PM] Nayab: An apple to put in the rotisserie pig's mouth
    [1:29:05 PM] Stephanie: and a carrot to go up its butt
    [1:29:31 PM] Nayab: A carrot peeler
    [1:29:41 PM] Stephanie: a laser pointer
    [1:30:00 PM] Nayab: a waffle iron
    [1:30:19 PM] Stephanie: a 2x4 and a sheet of fluorescent yellow poster board
    [1:31:01 PM] Nayab: A crotchless latex full-body suit
    [1:31:07 PM] Stephanie: hot
    [1:31:33 PM] Stephanie: Mana's gonna come back and yell at us
    [1:31:41 PM] Nayab: She needs her grocery list
    [1:31:45 PM] Nayab: No stopping
    [1:31:55 PM] Stephanie: Highly important this list
    [1:32:00 PM] Nayab: She's counting on us
    [1:32:08 PM] Stephanie: Don't forgot holy water and sheep's blood, Mana
    [1:32:47 PM] Nayab: A dozen donuts
    [1:32:59 PM] Stephanie: rustic woods scented wax melts
    [1:33:11 PM] Stephanie: and patchouli incense sticks
    [1:33:15 PM] Nayab: An unattended child
    [1:33:28 PM] Stephanie: a scarlet macaw
    [1:33:37 PM] Stephanie: and a ring tailed lemur
    [1:34:15 PM] Nayab: A dom's whip
    [1:34:27 PM] Stephanie: a Portal Companion Cube
    [1:34:47 PM] Nayab: A 2 litre bottle of Mountain Dew
    [1:35:01 PM] Stephanie: a six pack of vanilla coke
    [1:35:03 PM] Stephanie: Bugels
    [1:35:16 PM] Nayab: Also a bugel (the instrument)
    [1:35:23 PM] Stephanie: naturally
    [1:35:41 PM] Nayab: Natural orphans' tears (diet)
    [1:35:57 PM] Stephanie: catgrass seeds
    [1:36:35 PM] Stephanie: and a cockscomb
    [1:36:42 PM] Nayab: A new car!
    [1:36:49 PM] Stephanie: what make?
    [1:37:04 PM] Nayab: All of them
    [1:37:04 PM] Stephanie: we going Dodge or Nissan this year?
    [1:37:09 PM] Nayab: Honda
    [1:37:16 PM] Stephanie: CR-V?
    [1:37:24 PM] Nayab: I don't know anything about cars, okay
    [1:37:29 PM] Nayab: Just because I'm a guy
    [1:37:30 PM] Stephanie: XD
    [1:37:32 PM] Nayab: Jeez, that's so sexist
    [1:37:38 PM] Stephanie: I only know one Honda
    [1:37:48 PM] Nayab: One ticket to a sensitivity training course for Steph
    [1:37:51 PM] Stephanie: that's my extent of Honda knowldege
    [1:38:12 PM] Stephanie: snowboots, snowshoes, and water skis
    [1:38:35 PM] Nayab: A nipple-piercing gun, or whatever that machine is called
    [1:39:10 PM | Edited 1:39:24 PM] Nayab: and a partridge in a pear tree
    [1:39:29 PM] Stephanie: but only four golden rings
    [1:39:35 PM] Stephanie: the fifth is too pricey
    [1:39:41 PM] Nayab: One onion riiiiiiiiiing
    [1:39:59 PM] Stephanie: and some French fries!
    [1:40:13 PM] Nayab: *Freedom fries
    [1:40:19 PM] Stephanie: of course
    [1:40:30 PM] Nayab: An egg slicer
    [1:40:51 PM] Stephanie: The Martian on DVD and Blu-ray
    [1:41:17 PM] Nayab: The large hadron collider
    [1:41:49 PM] Stephanie: a coffee mug with a puppy on the side
    [1:42:06 PM] Nayab: Another coffee mug with a tiny pupping inside it
    [1:42:15 PM] Nayab: Pupping...
    [1:42:19 PM] Nayab: I'm not fixing that
    [1:42:27 PM] Stephanie: I saw nothing
    [1:43:16 PM] Nayab: And
    [1:43:24 PM] Nayab: the most important item of all
    [1:43:34 PM] Nayab: a butt
    [1:43:52 PM] Stephanie: The least important item of all
    [1:44:03 PM] Stephanie: a newspaper
    [2:07:18 PM] Mana: thanks guys
    [2:07:26 PM] Mana: i read the whole list to Andrew and we are both crying
  17. Nico Rozen

    Nico Rozen My cousin! Let's go bowling!

    May 2, 2016
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    Part four!

    On 3/19/17, at 11:57 AM, Ishii Matanzas wrote:
    > The next day in the morning meeting. "Sales were up in produce 800%. Lots of bananas were sold. Good job, Azyle."

    On 3/19/17, at 11:56 AM, Ishii Matanzas wrote:
    > Well, you are supposed to be working. Now work without trousers.

    On 3/19/17, at 11:49 AM, Ishii Matanzas wrote:
    > I gotta use what I got to prove my point!

    On 3/19/17, at 11:46 AM, Ishii Matanzas wrote:
    > He was the one who was talking about hentai and shit.

    On 3/19/17, at 11:46 AM, Azyle wrote:
    > Ha. My computer doesn't even work

    On 3/19/17, at 11:45 AM, Ishii Matanzas wrote:
    > I'm sure the faps are worth it.

    On 3/19/17, at 11:44 AM, Azyle wrote:
    > Psh. I just keep all my lewd stuff on a thumb drive behind two password locked folders

    On 3/19/17, at 11:41 AM, Nico Rozen wrote:
    > Just because there are lewds in it doesn't make it a lewd folder

    On 3/19/17, at 11:36 AM, Ishii Matanzas wrote:
    > Bunch a giggle dicks.

    On 3/19/17, at 11:33 AM, ObsidianDragon wrote:
    > At this point we just automatically assume the lewd

    On 3/19/17, at 11:19 AM, Nines wrote:
    > Don't need to be more weeb.

    On 3/19/17, at 11:19 AM, Nines wrote:
    > Everything is either too pretty or too animu.

    On 3/19/17, at 2:37 AM, Cowan wrote:
    > at worst it could be ugly and shitty and PC pander-y

    On 3/18/17, at 10:19 PM, Azyle wrote:
    > Because someone needs to lose their job

    On 3/18/17, at 10:10 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > Wait. One. Second.
    > Turkeyfish and lionfish are the same damn thing.

    On 3/18/17, at 9:58 PM, ObsidianDragon wrote:
    > Lol your Skype icon is forever a fish

    On 3/18/17, at 9:27 PM, Cowan wrote:
    > You gaze upon my earthly trappings

    On 3/18/17, at 6:38 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > How does your family forget you're allergic to cinnamon?

    On 3/18/17, at 6:45 PM, Ishii Matanzas wrote:
    > I don't believe in allergies.

    On 3/18/17, at 9:03 AM, CanadianNay wrote:
    > Wankum has to be the most unfortunate surname of all time.

    On 3/17/17, at 8:14 PM, Ishii Matanzas wrote:
    > n. What does that spell? NOT FUCK!

    On 3/17/17, at 8:01 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > Gunpowder tea isn't actually made from gunpowder too

    On 3/17/17, at 8:00 PM, Ishii Matanzas wrote:
    > It's false advertising. It has neither dragons nor pearls in it. I even question the tea part!

    On 1/24/17, at 11:30 PM, Nico Rozen wrote:

    On 3/10/17, at 7:53 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > Dyna blow your horn... up with dynamite

    On 3/19/17, at 12:07 PM, Mana wrote:
    > SASS OFF

    On 3/18/17, at 1:06 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > Booty and the Breasts
  18. Nico Rozen

    Nico Rozen My cousin! Let's go bowling!

    May 2, 2016
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    Diego Wycliffe
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    Part five!

    On 3/9/17, at 8:17 PM, Ishii Matanzas wrote:
    > That's called "Naughty Nightwear"

    On 3/8/17, at 12:21 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > I gambled too much and got banned ;-;

    On 3/9/17, at 1:31 PM, Azyle wrote:
    > Use your FBI skills

    On 3/5/17, at 7:09 PM, Obsidian wrote:

    On 3/4/17, at 2:00 PM, Ishii Matanzas wrote:
    > I for one blame slaves.

    On 8/10/16, at 12:06 AM, Mana wrote:
    > this bed makes my butt hurt

    On 3/4/17, at 1:45 PM, Cowan wrote:
    > Snape kills Dumbledore

    On 3/4/17, at 1:45 PM, Mana wrote:
    > I will literally come and stab you!

    On 3/4/17, at 1:39 PM, Cowan wrote:

    On 3/4/17, at 1:17 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > ..I am probably the reason he is dead

    On 3/3/17, at 11:14 PM, Canadian Nay wrote:
    > The Hoover Dam is a rainbow

    On 3/19/17, at 12:03 PM, Azyle wrote:
    > Don't tell me you didn't enjoy it

    On 3/18/17, at 11:44 PM, Azyle wrote:
    > They're like.... oops. Well. Let's pretend that never happened.

    On 3/18/17, at 11:39 PM, Reyn Esparza wrote:
    > I mean what

    On 2/28/17, at 8:49 PM, Obsidian wrote:
    > We're all becoming carnivores and that's an order damn it!

    On 8/9/16, at 11:43 PM, Elginive wrote:
    > okay yoda

    On 3/19/17, at 12:19 PM, Mana wrote:
    > that's a big cock
    #18 Nico Rozen, Mar 19, 2017
    Last edited: Mar 19, 2017
  19. Manna Beast

    Manna Beast Bitches, I'm Fabulous!

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    Canadian Nay - Today at 1:43 PM
    Everyone knows that when a Mommy and a Daddy want a baby, they ask God very nicely and pray for one.
    Mana - Today at 1:43 PM
    OMG Nayab!
    i lol'd so hard
    Obsidian - Today at 1:43 PM
    No no no
    The stork delivers the babies
    Canadian Nay - Today at 1:43 PM
    Yes. The storks are God's delivery service.
    Mana - Today at 1:44 PM
    dies giggling
    Canadian Nay - Today at 1:44 PM
    Where do you think Storks get the babies STEPHANIE(edited)
    Mana - Today at 1:44 PM
    the cabbage patch
    Obsidian - Today at 1:44 PM
    Amazon warehouses
    Oh or that
    Canadian Nay - Today at 1:44 PM
    Well, yes. That's where they're grown
    God always waters the cabbage patch, until a baby is grown.
    Mana - Today at 1:45 PM
    i cant even
    im laughing way too hard(edited)
    The things Sex Ed doesnt teach you. THE TRUTH
    Canadian Nay - Today at 1:45 PM
    They hang off the plants on little stems that grow from their belly buttons.
    And that's why we have belly buttons
    So, technically, the belly button is the top of a person. Like an apple has the stem at the top.
    And we're always walking sideways.
  20. Nico Rozen

    Nico Rozen My cousin! Let's go bowling!

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    Manna Beast-Today at 10:12 PM
    u dont fuck with me! OR impersonate ppl I look up too
    Cause I will rip your fucking balls out of your goddamn nose!

    Karasz-Today at 10:13 PM

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