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Discussion in 'The Tavern' started by Manna Beast, May 12, 2016.

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  1. Manna Beast

    Manna Beast #INTHEBOG
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    ObsidianDragon-Today at 9:14 PM
    Mana fell out of her hair
    it's tragic(edited)


    Karasz-Today at 9:14 PM
    Out of her what?


    ObsidianDragon-Today at 9:14 PM
    send best wishes errybody


    Manna Beast-Today at 9:14 PM
    LOL


    Karasz-Today at 9:15 PM
    Did...something happen?


    Elginive-Today at 9:15 PM
    Mana is bald. It's true. I'm right here to witness it.


    ObsidianDragon-Today at 9:15 PM
    It was all my doing. I am evil


    Manna Beast-Today at 9:15 PM
    you're all a bunch of shits XD


    Karasz-Today at 9:16 PM
    Why bald, though?
    Charity?
    Chemo?
    Lost a bet?

    Manna Beast-Today at 9:16 PM
    cant spell

    Elginive-Today at 9:16 PM
    It was a Charity Poker run for Chemo, but she bet and lost.


    ObsidianDragon-Today at 9:16 PM
    ...rofl


    Karasz-Today at 9:17 PM
    ALL OF THE ABOVE?!


    nat-Today at 9:17 PM
    well at least you were a sport and actually went through with it


    Manna Beast-Today at 9:17 PM
    I dont know when to quit
    i have a problem


    Canadian Nay-Today at 9:17 PM
    hides the cigarettes


    ObsidianDragon-Today at 9:17 PM
    oh my


    Manna Beast-Today at 9:17 PM
    It is all i have left Nay!


    Canadian Nay-Today at 9:17 PM
    This is for your own good. It's an intervention.


    Manna Beast-Today at 9:18 PM
    gdi i dont want one!


    Canadian Nay-Today at 9:18 PM
    You'll need to find some other way to cope with your baldness.


    Karasz-Today at 9:18 PM
    Invest in a wig


    Manna Beast-Today at 9:18 PM
    fuck


    nat-Today at 9:18 PM
    pfft


    Karasz-Today at 9:18 PM
    ALL THE WIGS


    Manna Beast-Today at 9:18 PM
    hard drugs it is


    Canadian Nay-Today at 9:18 PM
    Like group therapy or bowling.


    Karasz-Today at 9:18 PM
    Wig out!


    ObsidianDragon-Today at 9:18 PM
    a wig made of straw
    the itching


    Elginive-Today at 9:18 PM
    bowling is a great stress relief, you can get a head massage while you're there


    Manna Beast-Today at 9:19 PM
    Ooooh


    Karasz-Today at 9:19 PM
    Become a--BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


    ObsidianDragon-Today at 9:19 PM
    think of the itching


    Manna Beast-Today at 9:19 PM
    well colour me intrigued


    Canadian Nay-Today at 9:19 PM
    paints three black dots on Mana's bald head


    Karasz-Today at 9:19 PM
    The head massage thing got me XD


    Canadian Nay-Today at 9:19 PM
    Yes, bowling


    ObsidianDragon-Today at 9:19 PM
    Your head is now itchy


    Canadian Nay-Today at 9:19 PM
    There's an emote for this


    Karasz-Today at 9:19 PM
    I was gonna say "become a scarecrow"


    Canadian Nay-Today at 9:19 PM
    But not cupcakes


    Manna Beast-Today at 9:19 PM
    thanks Nay


    ObsidianDragon-Today at 9:19 PM
    Lol


    Manna Beast-Today at 9:19 PM
    your support is so helpful
     
  2. Tiketh

    Tiketh Just Me and My Darker Side
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    ObsidianDragon - Today at 10:39 AM
    make my post for me
    Kiro - Today at 10:39 AM
    "And then Tane farted. +146 words"
    ObsidianDragon - Today at 10:39 AM
    XD
    Caden - Today at 10:39 AM
    Uhm...
    Karasz - Today at 10:39 AM
    XD
    Caden - Today at 10:39 AM
    What Will said.
    ObsidianDragon - Today at 10:39 AM
    Perfect
    Caden - Today at 10:41 AM
    'And then Tane farted. The smell wafted through the immediate area like a crook in a museum, and was about as undetected as one. Tane looks around guilitily to see if anyone noticed the release of gas from his buttocks, but aside from a few sour faces no one is sure whom dealt it. As soon as Tane let out a sigh of relief, a louder, more explosive sound erupted from Tane's hindquarters. "Oh, crap..."'
    ObsidianDragon - Today at 10:41 AM
    omg XD
    I'm keeping that to use someday
    Canadian Nay - Today at 10:42 AM
    That's a lovely paragraph.
    Kiro - Today at 10:42 AM
    :100: Caden
    Caden - Today at 10:42 AM
    :smile:
    Kiro - Today at 10:42 AM
    :clap: :clap: :clap:
    Caden - Today at 10:43 AM
    I'm not even sure if that's enough words!
    Kiro - Today at 10:43 AM
    It's not. xD
    Canadian Nay - Today at 10:43 AM
    Just name NPCs coughing their lungs out until it is.
    ObsidianDragon - Today at 10:44 AM
    Lol
    Kiro - Today at 10:44 AM
    Or just onomatopoeia the noise for the rest.
    Canadian Nay - Today at 10:44 AM
    xD That's even better
    ObsidianDragon - Today at 10:44 AM
    Pfffffflthththtshdggggggpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Canadian Nay - Today at 10:44 AM
    The fart went: ppppppbbbt fft ffft fffffft brrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap tisss
    ObsidianDragon - Today at 10:44 AM
    xD
    Caden - Today at 10:45 AM
    : 'And then Tane farted. The smell wafted through the immediate area like a crook in a museum, and was about as undetected as one. Tane looks around guilitily to see if anyone noticed the release of gas from his buttocks, but aside from a few sour faces no one is sure whom dealt it. As soon as Tane let out a sigh of relief, a louder, more explosive sound erupted from Tane's hindquarters. "Oh, crap..."

    Stanks the guard coughs violently behind Tane.. A few people passing through hold their noses in complete disgust. People are staring at Tane after the erruptive fart broke free (and the sound barrier)'
    Super done.
    ObsidianDragon - Today at 10:45 AM
    rofl
    Canadian Nay - Today at 10:45 AM
    We're so mature gais
    Caden - Today at 10:45 AM
    Yes, we are.
    ObsidianDragon - Today at 10:45 AM
    It sounded like a tiny nuclear explosion
    Caden - Today at 10:46 AM
    The Geiger counter would be going off when you blew up.
    Kiro - Today at 10:46 AM
    Obs, you have to split up the sound so it's more words.
    'words'
    ObsidianDragon - Today at 10:46 AM
    Oh sorry of course
     
  3. Nico Rozen

    Nico Rozen My cousin! Let's go bowling!
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    Out of context quotes, PART SIX!!!

    Karasz - 2/5/2018
    >MY POT IS SMALL

    Manna Beast - 2/5/2018
    >most ppl occupy themselves with nudity when they are bored in some form

    Caden - 12/09/2017
    >She knows her butts.

    Mister E. - 2/5/2018
    >We don't even know if he made it inside

    Karasz - 2/5/2018
    >YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
    >imeanwut

    Manna Beast - 1/31/2018
    >And i literally looked at Slutty cock hammer

    Songbird - 2/5/2018
    >Slutty cock hammer? Oh honey that's what they call me at the Ass Pit honey

    ObsidianDragon - 2/3/2018
    >sleep is for the weak

    ObsidianDragon - 1/27/2018
    >we found mushrooms in the woods and the characters got stoned

    MannaBeast - 1/27/2018
    >this idea was when two realllly drunk men were out looking at a hammock and decided it needed to be a hot tub too

    Songbird - 1/26/2018
    >Paging fancy people.

    Karasz - 1/26/2018
    >I'm not Captain Sass, I'm Captain Save-A-Ho

    Canadian Nay - 1/21/2018
    >From hence, the August of 2014 was known as The Nudefaced Moon

    ObsidianDragon - 1/21/2018
    >AND I HAVE NOT LIVED UP TO THE SPEED

    ObsidianDragon - 1/20/2018
    >bans the next person that says hello and vanishes five seconds later

    Maebi - 1/19/2018
    >stop ripping things

    Manna Beast - 1/18/2018
    >I wish i had so little taken off

    ObsidianDragon - 1/18/2018
    >my plan was to spread the ashes over chat

    Karasz - 1/17/2018
    >Gimme that shit now, I wanna plaaaaaaaaaay

    Karasz - 1/17/2018
    >Don't "guuuuurl" me

    Songbird - 1/16/2018
    >LOOKIT MY TROPHIES

    Karasz - 1/16/2018
    >I feel like the only safe place is Canada

    Kiro - 1/15/2018
    >may murder people today

    Adam Joubert - 1/14/2018
    >I'm not dead.

    Caden - 1/14/2018
    >Remember when memes were just Rickrolling people, or putting Guile's Theme to random video clips? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

    Manna Beast - 1/14/2018
    >Obs lives on the edge

    Caden - 1/12/2018
    >Everything I say isnt' some profound meta-message you have to find the meaning for. Sometimes a bean is just a bean!

     
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  4. Nico Rozen

    Nico Rozen My cousin! Let's go bowling!
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    Part 6.5: Legacy Edition!

    Songbird - 11/28/2017
    >Of course
    >They shall all die
    >In due time

    Maebi - 11/28/2017
    >profound

    Canadian Nay - 01/06/2018
    >I have a lot of ManaXObs friendfiction

    Manna Beast - ??/??/????
    >Just respond with you are a attracted to objects and are currently in an open relationship with 24 chandilers (fuck spelling).

    Kiro - ??/??/????
    >Non-racist Paula Deen is my spirit animal

    ObsidianDragon - ??/??/????
    >Don't complain. We're not changing the whole system for you. Fall into an abandoned refrigerator.

    Karasz - 1/26/2018
    >BOI I'M 'BOUT TO DO IT

    Canadian Nay - 1/23/2018
    >I dunno. I wouldn't get a condom out of a vending machine. It could be, like, eight years old.

    Mister E. - 1/19/2018
    >I'm going back to eating the chips i stole from my coworker who left them and went home and doing sales logs

    Canadian Nay - 12/18/2017
    >It was pretty unwise
    >To make them just the right size
    >For our ear canals, guys.

    Karasz - 12/17/2017
    >[Beedle "ohhhh" intensifies]

    Karasz - 2/5/2018
    >[wanting to bust down the door yelling "IF I'M NOT GETTING ANY THEN NEITHER SHOULD YOU" intensifies]

    Songbird - 2/5/2018
    >my last neighbors were fucking bunnies

    Songbird - 2/5/2018
    >but I mean he's probably still doing the nasty

    Songbird - 2/5/2018
    >I think his girlfriend killed him and ate his body

    Canadian Nay - 11/26/2017
    >#noragrets

    Songbird - 11/22/2017
    >Pajama party!
    >That’s what girls do right?

    Canadian Nay - 11/20/2017
    >Crustacean, not Crustation. You have one job, Autocorrect...
     
  5. Nico Rozen

    Nico Rozen My cousin! Let's go bowling!
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    Part 7!

    Songbird - 2/5/2018
    >Thanks in no small part to Nay’s cannibal girlfriend

    Karasz - 2/5/2018
    >[dishonor on your cow intensifies]

    Songbird - 2/5/2018
    >SJWs are gonna find me and murder me for that “pajama party” comment, lmao

    Songbird - 2/5/2018
    >cries in robot

    ObsidianDragon - 2/5/2018
    >He also almost fell off a shelf last night cuz he’s an idiot

    Songbird - 2/5/2018
    >Guys I am watching water boil

    ObsidianDragon - 2/5/2018
    >and we took him back home where he belonged

    Songbird - 2/5/2018
    >Like, the guy legit got killed in that bakery or something

    Zain - 1/27/2018
    >I’m swearing you to secrecy now

    Canadian Nay - 1/27/2018
    >SCIENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR

    Canadian Nay - 1/27/2018
    >Electrocution seems like a risk

    Songbird - 1/26/2018
    >I am confusion

    Twailia - 1/26/2018
    >I’ll go home…

    Twailia - 1/26/2018
    >College and still roleplaying, WOW I suck

    Karasz - 1/26/2018
    >Everyone here is older than you

    Songbird - 1/26/2018
    >Karasz is disqualified

    Karasz - 1/26/2018
    >I got a sickness and I ain’t got the time for it

    Karasz - 1/25/2018
    >is eaten by a snapdragon

    Caden - 1/24/2018
    >”You’ve merely adopted John Cena. I was born into it. Molded by him. I didn’t see him until I was a man and by then he was BLINDING.”

    Karasz - 1/24/2018
    >Hello
    >You have a collect call from
    >JOHN CENA
    >Do you accept the charges?

    Karasz - 2/7/2018
    >We need more children

    Caden - 2/8/2018
    >Retirony!

    ObsidianDragon - 2/8/2018
    >HOW DO THEY SEE WITH NO EYES

    Mana - 2/9/2018
    >I literally see a pink dick car now

    Mana - 2/9/2018
    >Rubba dub dub, here’s ur song. It doesn’t rhythm but what do you want

    ObsidianDragon - 2/9/2018
    >There’s a crazed butt stabber on the loose!

    ObsidianDragon - 2/20/2018
    >What do we say to growing up? NOT TODAY

    Karasz - 2/9/2018
    >Meaning ALL OF THE STARSET
     
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  6. Nico Rozen

    Nico Rozen My cousin! Let's go bowling!
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    Mister E.-Today at 4:47 PM
    I'll reply after i finish writing this porno script


    Karasz-Today at 4:47 PM
    ...excuse me?


    Mister E.-Today at 4:47 PM
    Shhhhhhhh

    I found a new job


    CATBUG-Today at 4:47 PM
    NO TAKING IT BACK

    GOTTA GIVE US THE DETAILS


    Karasz-Today at 4:47 PM
    ...what kind of porn


    CATBUG-Today at 4:47 PM
    lol if only

    if only that were true


    Mister E.-Today at 4:48 PM
    Obviously i am lying.

    But uhhhh. refuses to share his fetishes


    Karasz-Today at 4:48 PM
    It's not like you're into that 50 shades BDSM shit

    ...right?


    Mister E.-Today at 4:49 PM
    Clowns. Definitely clowns.


    Karasz-Today at 4:49 PM
    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm out


    Mister E.-Today at 4:49 PM
    Lol

    And that children is how you clear a room quickly


    CATBUG-Today at 4:49 PM
    WHIMP


    Karasz-Today at 4:50 PM
    Fuck you, I hate clowns

    shudders


    ObsidianDragon-Today at 4:54 PM
    what in the...

    what did I come back to


    Karasz-Today at 4:59 PM
    Porn, Obs

    All the porn


    ObsidianDragon-Today at 5:00 PM
    eeek

    I mean share

    I mean wait
     
  7. Nico Rozen

    Nico Rozen My cousin! Let's go bowling!
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    Out of Context Quotes, Part 8!

    Caden - 2/23/2018
    >DON’T BEHEAD MY SNAKE!!

    Caden - 2/23/2018
    >Damn baptisms.

    Caden - 2/23/2018
    >Murderize the insects. They are tiny and clearly have no mind of their own!

    Hiro - 2/23/2018
    >That’s one vote for instakill

    Manna Beast - 3/1/2018
    >Well meh. Fire. He can die in. No remorse

    Songbird - 3/7/2018
    >well I mean if I had a burger I’d eat it

    Karasz - 3/7/2018
    >That’s a shockstickin’

    Canadian Nay - 3/7/2018
    >Fried chicken avalanche. Everyone dies.

    Songbird - 3/7/2018
    >Just get drank

    Conway - 3/7/2018
    >No not the Peons!!!

    Caden - 3/6/2018
    >Or are we merely figment a of your drug addled mine trying to cope with your pants less raid of a Teddy Bear factory where you were found with honey all over you?!

    ObsidianDragon - 3/6/2018
    >How come nobody poops in the future?

    Conway - 3/5/2018
    >well that’s 2 minutes and 50 seconds of my life that I am never getting back?

    Quill - 3/4/2018
    >Do we need to have The Talk

    Caden - 3/3/2018
    >The heck is wrong with y’all

    Canadian Nay - 3/8/2018
    >Love is a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.

    ObsidianDragon - 3/8/2018
    >giggles in invisible

    Caden - 3/9/2018
    >Who pees on their friends? l(O_o)

    Songbird - 3/9/2018
    >I love being double spiked ;DDD

    Songbird - 3/9/2018
    >All this talk of murdering people makes me wanna get back to the Sims
     
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